DIVrowProblem

Mother's Day

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! You can see how I lived before I met you. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

A Head in the Polls

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Ow, my spirit! You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? That's the ONLY thing about being a slave.